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Clean and Funny Easter Jokes for Kids and Family

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Get Ready to Crack Some Eggs-cellent Jokes!

Easter is a time for joy, laughter, and cracking open some funny jokes. We've compiled a basketful of clean and hilarious Easter jokes that will make your family and friends giggle with delight.

100 Egg cellent Easter Jokes for Kids: Clean and Funny Easter Joke for Kids Family

100 Egg-cellent Easter Jokes for Kids: Clean and Funny Easter Joke Book for Kids & Family

by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

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Language	:	English
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Print length	:	895 pages
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Jokes for the Little Bunnies

Why did the Easter bunny hop all the way to the library? To check out some hare-raising books!
What do you call a bunny with no ears? A hare with no hair!
Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the other egg-cellent side!
What do you call a bunny that's always late? Eggs-cuse me!
Why did the Easter bunny hide his eggs in the tree? So they could be bark-ed!

Jokes for the Grown-up Chicks

Why did the Easter bunny get a parking ticket? For hare-ing illegally!
What do you call an Easter bunny with a bad temper? A hop-timistic pessimist!
Why did the Easter bunny need a lawyer? For eggs-cessive force!
How does the Easter bunny stay cool in the summer? With an egg-stra fan!
Why did the Easter bunny join a choir? To work on his egg-cellent singing!

Knock-Knock Jokes for a Howling Good Time

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Carrot. Carrot who? Carrot stop hopping around and get me some eggs!
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Bunny. Bunny who? Bunny got any Easter jokes?
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Egg. Egg who? Egg-static to see you!
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Hatch. Hatch who? Hatch a plan to hide the Easter eggs!
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Peep. Peep who? Peep out the window and look for the Easter bunny!

Spread the Easter Cheer

Share these clean and funny Easter jokes with your loved ones to bring a smile to their faces and make this Easter an egg-stra special occasion. Remember, laughter is the best way to celebrate the joy of Easter with your family and friends.

Happy Easter to all!